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FQ (Farra Quotient) - The ability to prepare Farras (the smaller the farras, the higher the grades) and then stand on the relative Mt. Everest of grading.

GQ (Grease Quotient) - The ability to be always visible to a faculty or a RA... and yeah, you guessed the intentions right.

HQ (Homesick Quotient) - The ever lasting cribbing of junta about how much he/she is missing home and the ability to pack bags and run back home on the shortest of holidays ever witnessed in a B-school.

IQ (Intelligent Quotient) - Well IQ stands for simply IQ!!!... But sadly, it's the rarest Q available in any B-school campus.

JQ (Jugaad Quotient) - The most sought after junta in a B-school whose only claim to fame is their ability to find a solution to any problem (these people are the informal gurus of PR and outsourcing in campus).

KQ (Knowledge Quotient) - Junta whose text-book knowledge may be limited, but their antennas catch every current affair happening across the globe and these people are quite a relief to the most often boring class discussions.

LQ (LoadEscaper "freeloader" Quotient) - The ability to act as a freeloader on all occasions, that means be a part of the group, contribute nothing but still escape with the same grades.

MQ (Muggu Quotient) - The most common species found in a B-school whose only goal in life is to cram like hell and then vomit the accumulated info into the CP and exams named activities.

NQ (Nautanki Quotient) - The ability to fall sick before every group presentation and submission and thus escape from working.

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* Contributed by: -
Saikat Bose,
Class of 2006,
IMI, India.