English of a Desi Teacher

 | August 13,2010 10:29 am IST

 

In Class

  • Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
  • Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
  • Cut an apple in two halfs - take the bigger half.
  • Shhh... Quiet, boys... the principal just passed away outside.
  • Both of you three, get out of the class.
  • Close the doors of the window.
  • Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
  • Take 5 cm wire of any length.

 

About Family

  • I have two daughters, both of them are girls.
  • At the Play Ground
  • All of you, stand in a straight circle.
  • There is no wind in the balloon.

 

While Giving Punishment

  • You, rotate the ground four times.
  • You, go and under-stand the tree.
  • You three of you, stand together separately.
  • Why you are late - say YES or NO?