Facts of Life!!!

 | August 05,2010 10:23 am IST

 

Money is not everything...
There's MasterCard & Visa.

 

One should love animals...
They are so tasty.

 

Love thy neighbor...
But don't get caught.

 

Behind every successful man, there is one woman...
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

 

Every man should marry...
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

 

Wise never marry...
And when they marry, they become otherwise.

 

Success is a relative term...
It brings so many relatives.

 

Never put off the work till tomorrow...
What you can put off today.

 

Love is photogenic...
It needs darkness to develop.

 

A good discussion is like a miniskirt...
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

 

Children in backseats cause accidents...
Accidents in backseats cause children.

 

Your future depends on your dreams...
So go to sleep.

 

There should be a better way to start a day,
than waking up every morning.

 

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?

 

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)

 

"Work fascinates me."
I can look at it for hours!

 

God made relatives...
Thank God we can choose our friends.

 

When two's company,
three's the result!

 

A dress is like a barbed fence...
It protects the premises without restricting the view.

 

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,

The more you forget, the less you know,
So. Why learn?