Net Addiction: Top 20 Signs That You Use Net Too Often

 | January 25,2013 05:02 pm IST


1- Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?"


2- You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depression when you encounter a web-page with no links.


3- You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.


4- You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards a flimsy guard-rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You frantically search for the "Back" button.


5- Your dog has his own web-page. So does your goldfish.


6- When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.


7- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.


8- You start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I Net dot com."


9- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.


10- All of your friends have an '@' in their names.


11- You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a modem.


12- Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.


13- You laugh at people with 56k modems.


14- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.


15- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.


16- You tell the cab-driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html.


17- You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 300 hours per month 'unlimited'.


18- You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.


19- Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer, and install a second phone-line so the two of you can chat.