Wisdom and Questions

 | January 25,2013 05:00 pm IST

 

1- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6- I went to a book-store and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
7- She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

8- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

9- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

10- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

11- It there another word for synonym?

12- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

13- Where do forest rangers go "to get away from it all"?

14- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17- Why do they lock gas stations' bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he home-less or naked?

19- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

23- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

24- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?