Wisdom and Questions
| January 25,2013 05:00 pm IST
1- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6- I went to a book-store and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
7- She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
8- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
9- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
10- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
11- It there another word for synonym?
12- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
13- Where do forest rangers go "to get away from it all"?
14- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
15- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17- Why do they lock gas stations' bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
18- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he home-less or naked?
19- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
20- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
22- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
23- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
24- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?