A Prayer for the Stressed

 | September 20,2013 04:39 pm IST


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had
to kill today because they got on my nerves.


And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the feet I may have
to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
2O% on Thursday
5% on Fridays


And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!